Friday, September 5, 2008
Deep Thoughts, By Jack Handy
You know when you roll over, and you see water rolling off the roof, but it's bright, and sunny, and hasn't recently rained? Yes, that's the frost melting. You quickly come to the realization that you'll be here for two more months, and you'll either need to a) learn to use your nipples as weapons to fend of wildlife, or b) buy some warmer clothes.